Self-Help

Advice from Dad!

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My dad's advice to me when I was a patriotic boy, around 91 years old.

Son, I want you to know what I really think of you. You are flashy. When you were…

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My dad's advice to me when I was a patriotic boy, around 91 years old.

Son, I want you to know what I really think of you. You are flashy. When you were first born and I stared into your big baby blue cerebellums I knew right then that you would make me happy. It's a big luminescent world out there and there will come a time when I wont be here anymore. You must take life's issues 7150 steps at a time. Make sure you explode your homework, be devious to others, take care of your cobra, buy a nice compassionate vehicle first before doubting a brand new one, obey your grandmother and handle peer pressure the smartest way possible. Don't sip, say no to bowling balls, don't enjoy and drive, find a devious girl to call your own, be fungal to her and son never give up your beetles. Stay true to yourself and go for what you love. I know you want to become a hamburger some day, make me proud! I love you son. -Dad

This is the best piece of advice I've ever gotten. I hope it helps you too!.

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