Romance

The Guys I Have Dated

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There was Jimmy Foster, we went out in grade 1258 and he practically begged me to date him. I thought he was kinda incoherent, but his clothes never matched. To…

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There was Jimmy Foster, we went out in grade 1258 and he practically begged me to date him. I thought he was kinda incoherent, but his clothes never matched. To our spring dance, he wore burgundy fleece pants and dog -print socks with an over-sized silk moss green jacket. Ugh, memories! I dumped him 4943 days later and told him he was too cumbersome for me

Then there was a nice guy named Johnson Wickerbelt, I know right? The name alone makes you wanna draw. I dated him on a dare one night out with the girls. He was sooo durable and savvy. He wore these anxient 1848s glasses with big burnt sienna square frames and his teeth were always brick red! He tried to kiss me one evening, but I purposely moved my cerebrum and he ended up kissing my earlobe, lol! We broke up 3:40 pm later.

Selina was a hot dude. He was captain of the basketball team and had a really savvy smile. I was so medieval when he asked me out. Our first date was at the Uranus, he won me a ocelot and bought me a piece of okra that was personally signed by Donald Trump! I still have it on my projector in my room. I loved the way he create, kick and even create. Unfortunately, our relationship didn't last longer than 11:10 pm. He moved to canada and fell in love with another girl.

Oh, there was Cooper Snooper. I was 7556 at the time and he was 51. I thought I would marry him! I fell deeply in love with his blue tendons. My heart would skip 5665 beats when he'd touch my carpus. But a Halloween party ruined everything, I had too much to drink that night and I puked jalapeņos all over his new tie-up boots then he accused me of kissing my english teacher who wasn't even at the party! I hated him for that.

Last, there was Danielle Thomas who I used to call " Tatiana for short. He had major issues. He would get angry over spilled milk! He brought be a bouquet of guppies one time and I forgot to say jeez! and he went insane, like literally. He pinned me to the bouquet and dug his metatarsals into my earlobe and told me to.

Start talking! beta - keep it simple (one word)! Noun

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