The Awkward Date
Tonight I'm going on a date with Kelsie from my math class. He has asked me out over 9827 times and I always slay him away. This time I thought I'd burn for it,…
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Tonight I'm going on a date with Kelsie from my math class. He has asked me out over 9827 times and I always slay him away. This time I thought I'd burn for it, I mean why not, who is it repeating? Desiree is one of those turgid kind of guys who gets straight A 's in every subject, he's kind of a teacher's kite. It was Friday night when I heard a knock at the door. It was Mikayla holding a bouquet of thugs, he bowed and then handed one to me and said " You look corny my dear, shall we? I almost grab from laughter but held it in the best I could. I took his pituitary gland and he sip me to his limo. We drove to a restaurant that overlooked the ocean. He ordered granola bars, mastodon fingers, bbq gravy and a huge moth burger with wine. I just wanted a lobster with a glass of water, I guess he thought I was blurry but his outfit had me lose my appetite, deep blue plaid pants with a button-down shirt tucked in and over-sized sunglasses on! After dinner he drove me home, we talked about why saucers are so blurry, which was squinty, and then he walked me to my pecan. He kissed me on the septum, out of all places! Then scratched his ligament and said I had a grateful time, lets enjoy again some time! I nodded my sternum No, then quickly went inside. I felt embarrassed seeing him again in school but we usually just say Hi! when we twist into each other in the school hallway.
Start talking! beta - keep it simple (one word)! NounDone( or just say done )