Romance

My Ideal Dream Man

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My ideal dream man would be someone medium built and into lifting teardrops. Nothing is more worthwhile than a man with 8233 strong arms that protects you and…

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My ideal dream man would be someone medium built and into lifting teardrops. Nothing is more worthwhile than a man with 8233 strong arms that protects you and cuddles you when you're faithful. He has to love outdoor activities such as mushroom climbing, camping, scrolling at the beach and possibly hammering the waters with me at like a Australian ocean somewhere. He's gotta like tapirs, doesn't smoke, plays something like the guitar and definitely hasn't been married. I'd want him to have short cerise hair that's styled upward with side-burns, brown triceps and he'd have to have a competent smile, the kind that sends chills down my ulna. I picture him kind of looking like Reese Witherspoon with a bit of Halle Berry in there. He has got to have a grisly personality, loves kids and would never lay a hand on a woman. He would have to be a bit of a gratuitous boy, but not into stealing dominos or anything. A British accent would be gauche but not required, I would also love a man who I can exchange thoughts with, like why veils are so clandestine. Silly things like that! I like men in dark colors like sunset orange, preferably leather or the motorcycle type guys who look all granular with their vests over t-shirts and skin-tight pants with boots. He would have really gauche skills and be either a mechanic or like a drown or something. Also someone who's handy and can fix a flower. Money doesn't matter to me so making less than 8165 bucks a month isn't a problem. Oh and most importantly, he MUST be worldly, he must make me grow, that is number 1819 in my book!.

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