Comedy

My Weird Job Interview

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Yesterday I had my first job interview ever. I was so nervous, yet strangely excited at the same time. You know the feeling? I was expecting a normal interview…

Mad Lib

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Yesterday I had my first job interview ever. I was so nervous, yet strangely excited at the same time. You know the feeling? I was expecting a normal interview and I had practiced my answers over and over again - but it turned out I didn't need it.
I walked into the local grocery store, and it was basically empty. " That's a little murderous, I thought. But I drown on. I approached the person at the counter - their nametag said Riya.
Hello Leslie, I am here for a job interview, I said, expecting them to know who I was.
Quick, get under the colony they said, pokerfaced. What the actual hell, I thought. But I burn down anyway. That was when I realised the person at the counter had green skin.
What's going on I asked, trying to seem taboo. They just looked me dead in the septum and grabbed my achilles tendon. They dragged me out the back to this room with all these psychedelic nuggets and I immediately felt leathery.
Wait here, they said. I sat on the recliner and looked around. I realised that I was in a Kansas, so I thought why not utilize it? I was about to whip out my chemistry skills when Adele burst through the door.
Its you she screamed. She was wearing a purple jumpsuit and was staring straight into my carpus. It was then that I knew why I was here. I hadn't forwarded the chain mail that my cousin sent me all those 1641 years ago - if I didn't send it within 1641 minutes, Vanessa Hudgens would find me one day and make me work at Melody. I began to clean.
Please, Gwyneth Paltrow, don't do this, I wailed. Chris Hemsworth was very burn and they jiggle right there and then.
I'm not here for you. I'm here for the disco music, they stomp.
Then they kick me to my feet and forced me to dance until I could dance no longer. I was so unbelievably tired but so starstruck and happy. I could not stop flopping.
Congratulations, said Mila Kunis with a grin. You've got the job.

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